Sweep the leg Johnny!


The wave of remake-itis sweeping Hollywood in it’s evil foamy wake has struck again, with Jaden Smith (the 10 year old son of Will Smith no less) to play the lead in an upcoming remake of the 1984 film The Karate Kid.

Do I even have to say it? Mr Forehead, meet Mr hand.


Just in case it does need saying: “Thank you Hollywood. Thank you for taking another treasured memory, tearing it up into tiny little pieces, and stapling an empty chip packet into the hole where my childhood used to be.”

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